Haku laughed again. “You've a very strange boy, you know that Naruto-kun?”
“Hey, who are you calling strange?” Naruto mock glared. “You're one to talk, girly boy.”
“I'm not a girly boy!” Haku frowned, still neck deep in water as he tried to reach out for the bottle. “Gimme that!”
“Kakashi-sensei gave it to me,” Naruto snorted. “And you are too a girly boy!”
“I am not a girly boy!” Haku exclaimed again.
“You are too. You're girly so you're a girly boy!”
“I'm girly because I'm a girl!” Haku growled. “Now gimme that bottle!”
“Don't expect me to fall for that one again, Haku!”
“But I really am a girl!”
“Are not!” Naurto exclaimed.
“Am too!” Haku countered.
“Are not!”
“Am too!”
Naruto grinned. “Am too!”
“Are not!” Haku paused in surprise as Naruto laughed.
“See, even you agree with me.”
“I am! I really am a girl!” Haku protested.
Naturo laughed. “Yeah, yeah! Prove it and I'll even give you the bottle back!”
“You asked for it!” Haku sneered before standing up.
Naruto's eyes almost burst from his head as he took in Haku’s definitely, one hundred percent female, water glistening, naked form. As the creator of the Oiroke no Jutsu Naruto liked to see himself as a bit of an expert in female anatomy, and the anatomy before him was very, very female. Suddenly he realized that he'd spent the past, who knows how long, sitting in a bath with a hot older girl getting sloshed and after much careful internal debate, he eloquently managed to put his thoughts into words.
“How the hell did you hide those?!” Naruto exclaimed as he stared at a pair of rosy capped breasts that were half the size of his head and seemed to redefine the word ‘perky’.
“Loose, heavy shirts and a minor genjutsu seal woven into my breast bindings.”
“Sealing is truly a powerful art,” he breathed in awe.
Haku glowered. “So I've noticed, now gimme that bottle!”