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A soft pop echoed and Dobby appeared with an frantic look on his face.

“Harry Potter sir, Dobby has heard tale that Snivellus Snapey is being in Hogsmeade,” replied Dobby. “Sir has been telling Dobby that he wants to know but would sir like Dobby to help knock up Snivellus Snapey!”

Harry stepped back, looking revolted at the mental image that Dobby had given him by misspeaking common mafia terms once again.

“No Dobby, I’d like to handle him and I think you should know that it’s knock off, not knock up,” corrected Harry.

“No amount of firewhiskey can erase that particular image from the inside of my brain,” muttered George in disgust as Fred, Blaise, and Hermione nodding, with Neville looking a bit confused.

A Twisted Timeline, Chapter 18

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