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Harry smiled at her and projected pure lust and then pleasure at her and threw his potion down his throat, trying to not get any on his tongue.

Marie screamed out a gut-wrenching orgasm. "Haaaaarrrrrryyyy, oh my God, warn me before you do that. I think I pulled a muscle in Mrs. Happy."

The mates went still and then Narcissa said, "Mrs. Happy, Marie? You mean you actually named your vagina?"

Marie blushed and said, "I don't like pussy, we won't even discuss the C word, and vagina sounds too clinical, so I call her Mrs. Happy. Mainly because since I met Harry she has been very, very happy."

As the mates all laughed, Harry felt a general current of agreement and knew that Mrs. Happy would be the euphemism of choice.

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