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Omake 9: Foreign Tongues.


"Harry, why are you hissing into my crotch?"

"Parseltongue!"

"I gathered as much. Is there a specific reason why you're hissing into my crotch?"

"Well, I just thought maybe it would I dunno, do something? Make It better for you?"

"Well, it's not working."

"Really? I thought for sure that it would work!"

"To tell you the truth Harry, what you were doing before was working just fine. What do those Yanks always say? If it aint broke, don't fix it?"

"Okay, just thought it would help is all…"

Harry went back to work sans the hissing.

Evacuation of the Flumpawumps, Chapter 10

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