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"I got Blasting, Flash, Smoke tags down, and time and pressure fuses. I'll be giving you each a bunch pretty soon. If I could get your jutsu running with my 'Sexy Jutsu', Sakura… I'd probably be too scared to use it. I do have 'Idiot Jutsu' ready."

With that the boy did a one handed seal, and became slightly… less than the Naruto they knew. He was a little buck toothed, a bit shaggy haired and his smile was… idiotic. They immediately knew that anyone who could invent such a stupid thing was, and always had been an idiot, and if they left him alone in this forest clearing he had been in a hundred times before he would never find his way home, and it would be a good thing. Another one handed seal and Sakura said, "Only you could be so brilliant as to invent such a stupid technique!" It took the others a minute to get the joke. Then she continued, "So blend 'Sexy,' 'Lust Goddess…' or as I call it, 'God' in male form… and 'Idiot Technique' and we have the perfect bimbo for an infiltration."

"Or for a party," said Naruto.

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