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“So what happened? You said you’d be gone a week.”

“Well,” Sayoko said, “We’d been in the line for about 50 hours when Thor showed up with a bunch of his drinking buddies. They wanted their license renewed too. However, they were too drunk to remember the new rules.”

“What happened?” asked Shinji.

Sayoko smiled, “Norse Gods tend to do two things very well: They like to drink, and they like to fight. Thor got annoyed when he was told to take a number, so he brought out Mjolnir, his hammer, and proceeded to smash everything in sight. In the panic of everyone running around and screaming, Auntie stood up and led me towards the main desk. Thor was swinging at everything and everyone, as were his buddies, and then he saw Auntie. He and his buddies stopped, bowed to us, then resumed chasing everyone and smashing things. The clerk renewed our licenses without complaint, since everyone else had other things on their minds. As we left, Twenty-five Valkyries charged in to establish order again.”

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