"My fantasies will not remain delusional for much longer," I vowed. "My harem will come to life, and as soon as I hit what passes for adulthood in this world, I will indulge in every fantasy my body can handle with said harem."
"You are a depraved person," Sasuke informed me.
"I didn't say they would be sexual fantasies," I pointed out. "For all you know I was referring to a 72-hour UNO marathon, or who can keep backflipping the longest before getting sick. You're the one that jumped to things of that nature."
He flushed. "You said adulthood—"
"My legs would have finished growing by the time I reach adulthood, therefore I have a greater chance of winning the backflipping contest," I explained. "Jeeze, get your mind out of the gutter."
"Yeah, Sasuke, don't be such a perverted bastard," Naruto agreed with me, grinning wickedly.
Before the Uchiha could begin throttling either of us, Kakashi cleared his throat.