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Gendo just twitched as he made his way to the visual platform for the bay where Unit 01 was kept. Something was terribly wrong with the MAGI. Whenever he walked, they played the Imperial March song. When the generals left him in command of the operation to defeat the Angel, a voice came over the speaker demanding to know what they were smoking and why they were not sharing. Telemarketers were calling his private line. His phone would occasionally even come on and emit sounds as if he was farting or soiling himself.

And he wouldn’t even dignify what was randomly popping on computer monitors.

A quick check of the Dummy Plug room revealed that the speakers were now reciting interviews from Dr. Ruth.

Were things not so tense, he would have dragged Akagi to fix it, as obviously the MAGI were either hacked or failing.

Finally, he arrived at the window, taking a moment to restore his usual calm manner, before answering the boy’s question.

“It is,” he said, eyes wide as the voice that came out was several octaves higher. Great, now the malfunctions were pumping helium into the room. Hmm, he did wonder why he felt very light headed and…

THUD!

“Well, I guess someone finally got him neutered,” murmured Shinji just loud enough for the two women beside him to hear. “Now, you were showing me this why exactly?”

The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style, Chapter 14

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