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Harry was the happiest he'd been in, well, so long that he may only have ever been happier when he was living with his parents. He looked around the Hall at the chattering students who were reading the articles and looking over at him. At the head table, Uncle Sev looked like he was passing a kidney stone and the Headmaster looked like he had a bad case of billowing robes.

Harry looked around again and exclaimed the first thing that came to mind:

"Merlin! I love contracts!"

The Thing About Contracts Is, Chapter 5

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