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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10418925/5/"Oh dear, you seem to have angered the captain of your ship!" Q said in his melodramatic way. "Whatever shall we do?"
"Well, my thought is to ignore you and keep course for the Alpha Quadrant, but you've undoubtedly got something far more annoying and potentially deadly in mind, as another of your . . . 'tests'."
Q laughed. "I was going to bother your captain for a while, but you intrigue me. Potter, was it? You're a sign of being a precursor race. We're supposed to guide you people into becoming one of us."
"We're after you," Harry said. "Wouldn't that make us the 'R'?"
"Aarr!" Harry Kim said from the science panel further up the bridge. "Pirates! Inter-universal pirates, making off with curvy wenches and drinking nebulas of rum! I like it!" When he noted that everyone was blinking at him in confusion, he said, "What? In Old Earth calendar, today's September 19th! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!"
Harry Potter's head shot up, and then he started snorting his laughter.
"Excuse me!" Q interjected. "Omnipotent being here!"
Harry waved him off as completely irrelevant. "Hermione's birthday is Talk Like a Pirate Day?"
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