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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4052439/2/He found the bright orange brat just in time to see him throw a cooking pot at an S-class missing nin, and then dive after it. Hoshigaki Kisame, the nin in question, had of course already moved out of the way and was swinging around his sword, not doubt to do something really unpleasant to the boy falling towards him. Then a burst of smoke enveloped Naruto and two bright orange brats burst out of it a moment later, kicking off each other's feet to fly in opposite directions.
One Naruto flew after the cooking pot and kicked it, sending it flying towards Kisame again. Kisame started to dodge, but Gai charged at him and he was forced to deal with the bigger threat. He swung at Gai forcing him to back off and then brought his sword around to block the pot. Unfortunately for him, when the pot bounced off his sword, the lid popped off. Hot oil and scorched calamari splashed over him.
Kisame turned toward the nearest Naruto with murder in his eyes. But the boy and his clone had already moved on to the next step in their unfathomable plan. One of them was holding a basket of condiment bottles and the other was grabbing items out of it, and pitching them at the enraged missing nin. Kisame growled and charged towards them.
A bottle of soy sauce missed by a mile, but the bright red chili oil clipped Kisame's shoulder and soaked his Akatsuki cloak. A jar of sesame seeds shattered against his forehead protector even as he swung his sword around, Gai chasing him, too many steps behind.
The blade struck the two Narutos and they burst into clouds of smoke. Kisame looked even more pissed as he sidestepped Gai's attack. A bottle of vinegar nailed the missing nin in the back of his head.
"Nyah!" called a rather high voice from above him.
Jiraiya followed Kisame's upward gaze. Another Naruto, presumably the real one, was stuck to the side of a building above the fight. Jiraiya fought the urge to smack himself in the forehead. Kisame swung his sword against the ground and the whole street shook. The building Naruto was perched on cracked down the center and caved in. The boy tumbled toward the angry nin, along with a lot of bricks. Jiraiya saw the panicked look on the boy's face and hoped he realized how stupid he'd been.
Jiraiya tapped the toad he was sitting on and the summon animal's tongue flashed out, snatching Naruto out of the air and yanking him into its mouth, even as he yelped. Kisame glared up at Jiraiya, but didn't try to follow. Itachi suddenly appeared at his side, and Gai moved back to stand by Jiraiya's toad.
"Where's your cloak?" Kisame asked.
"Why do you smell like cheap stir-fry?" Itachi responded.
"Let me out!" Naruto's muffled voice called. "It smells really bad in here! It smells like frog breath!"
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