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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5518864/6/"Luna how's things going on your side of things?" Harry glanced over at the airy blonde.
"The Nargals are swarming around the castle, they see the darkness glowing. The snelltoads are spreading on schedule and the crumple horned snorkacks are on the move, sightings pending." Luna paused from her reading of the upside-down edition of The Quibbler, beaming up at him pleasantly before returning her attention to the paper in from of her.
"Fantastic….hmmm…I don't think my mouth is the right shape for that….br…brilliant? Perfecto? No, that just sounds like a tacky fake Italian waiter at those pizza places…" Harry began to mumble to himself under his breath, brows furrowing.
"He plots world domination as easy as breathing, can translate Luna-speak and worries over how his words sound?" Neville stage-whispered to Hermione, who nodded blandly.
"Harry, how exactly do you understand Luna. I mean your race was one based on science, knowledge…and…" Hermione trailed off.
"Ahh. Tis more than heav'n and Earth Horatio." Harry smirked dryly. "There's always more to learn." His gaze went almost dazed, smile fixed. "Always…"
"A fact he's practically orgasmic over." Hermione drawled wryly.
"Why Miss Mione, such language?" Harry smirked, the golden ring in his eyes gleaming. "Besides, what's not to be chipper about? My plan's falling together perfectly, unsurprising seeing as it's my plan, but still... Malfoy has no idea that our little spat earlier was designed to throw suspicion upon him within the student body; neither have the Weasleys able to figure out that the distancing between us wasn't so easy because it was their mommy's idea, but because I was influencing them. Gotta love mind control…" Harry leaned back in his seat humming Ride of the Valkryies under his breath.
"Don't you think this is a little manipulative?" Hermione questioned over her transfiguration task.
"No, I think it's hugely manipulative." Harry smirked wickedly. "It's all part of my charm."
"Advanced species my arse…" Hermione huffed softly as Luna proceeded to cuddle up to the megalomaniacal Timelord.
"The crack's going to open the stars." Was the seer's giggled response.
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