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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4307275/13/OMAKE TIME!
First one by 'The Son of Naruto and Sakura': -If Naruto wasn't pissed I could have very well used something like this-
"I have one question before all of the bloodshed starts Zabuza."
"What is it brat?"
"How old are you?"
"I'm 26, why?"
"Wow, 26 years old and you're still a virgin."
Everybody on the bridge couldn't help but lose their fighting stances as they all gawked at the goggle wearing boy.
"I mean it is obvious that you are trying to compensate for small genitalia with such a huge sword. You try to project that you're a symbol of masculinity when you clearly must be sporting a senbon in your pants."
By this time, Zabuza was shaking with rage; Raiga was laughing; the Demon Brothers looked at their claws and then to their crotches, to which they then looked at each other and gave satisfied nods. All that could be known about the masked fake Hunternin was slack arms and neck extended towards Zabuza most likely with his mouth agape.
"I have to say that I am proud that I have a male sensei that doesn't need a piece of metal bigger than himself. Though I'm willing to bet Kurenai-sensei is happier about that than me."
Said kunoichi was now redder than Hinata, and Asuma just felt like he needed something a lot stronger than a cigarette.
"Though I am still trying to draw a conclusion about Kakashi-sensei. He doesn't even need weapons yet his face is always covered like it is hideous and is always reading IchaIcha rather than trying to create his own chapters with a real woman. This warrants further investigations."
Kakashi was sure that the kunai in his hand was going to snap in two from how hard he was gripping it.
"I deduced that you are still a virgin because you are afraid of women laughing at how small..."
Whatever Naruto wanted to say after that was drowned out by the swordsman's yell of fury.
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