“I have been having the un-weirdest feeling all week!”
Fluttershy paused just as she was about to take a bite out of her hayburger, peering over her meal at Pinkie. “Um....” she murmured. “What does that mean?”
“Un-weird! You know.” Pinkie scrunched her face up. “When something should be weird, but isn't!”
“I... I don't follow....”
“Okay, well, lemme explain. You know about my Pinkie Sense, right?”
“As- as much as anypony besides you knows about it....”
“Well, I've had a sneaking suspicion that it should have been going off about something all week! But it hasn't!”
“Okay. Um... why would that happen!”
“I have no idea! And it's really bugging me.” The pink mare unrolled her tongue, placed her hayburger on it, then rolled the entire thing back up into her mouth and swallowed the meal in one gulp. “Mmmmm, honey mustard. Oh, I almost forgot- I have to check on all my hidden rubber-ball reserve stashes in the greater Ponyville area! Hey, 'Shy, are you busy tomorrow?”
“I, um... I'm washing my bear.”
“Didn't you do that yesterday?”
“Um... well, you know how bears are....”
“Do I ever!” Pinkie rubbed at her chin with a hoof. “That's okay. I'll ask Dashie if she wants to help.” With that, she crumpled up her empty food packaging into a ball, and tossed it blindly over her shoulder; it landed perfectly in a wastebasket fifty paces away. “I gotta hustle back to the Corner! Thanks for lunch, 'Shy.”
And in a flash of riotous pink mane, Pinkie Pie was gone, leaving Fluttershy to wonder anew about her longtime friend's grip on reality.
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