"Why me?" asked Kakashi Hatake.
"Because you're his sensei, I'm his Aunt, and he's escaped again," said Keri as she popped the kage bunshin of Naruto that was still there.
"What's up?" asked Sasuke, walking back to the room in time to see 'Naruto' go 'poof' and figure out the basics.
"Naruto, due to ancient agreements involving his clan, is to choose one of the 'Maidens of Sacrifice'," said Kakashi. "NOT to eat."
"I'm not entirely clear on the matter," admitted Keri. "Apparently their scrolls on the subject have some water damage that occurred in the centuries between when they were written and now. Yae Nagumo thinks 'fiancee' or possibly 'clan retainer', but she's thinking it's a bit more 'friendly.' We've settled on 'fiancee' unless we can find a better copy of the scrolls in question."
"All three," voted Sasuke.
"Eh?" asked Kakashi.
"He should take all three," clarified Sasuke.
"Why?" asked Keri.
"Why should I be the only one on the team who has girls being incredibly annoying?" asked Sasuke.
"You're very vindictive aren't you?" noted Keri.
"You can't engage the little girl to him too?" asked Sasuke, thinking of Rinne. "Then he'd have even more girls being annoying to him than I've got."
Kakashi and Keri stared at Sasuke.
"What?" asked Sasuke.