"What happened here, and how did you get aboard this ship?"
Naruto grinned. "Can you keep a secret?"
Sasuke quirked an eyebrow, as if he was affronted by Naruto's question. When Naruto didn't answer, he reluctantly replied, "Yes..."
"So can I," Naruto stated, chuckling at his own joke. Sasuke, it appeared, didn't find the slightest bit of humor in it at all.
"As Chief of Security, I'm placing you under arrest for stowing away," Sasuke said. "You will come with me."
"And here I thought you'd be happy to see me..." said Naruto with a frown. "I get my phone call, right?"
Sasuke decided to ignore Naruto, and stood back a bit. "Cadet Uzumaki. Come with me."
"All right, all right... Sheesh... You could be a bit nicer you know..." Naruto complained. "And aren't you supposed to read me my rights or somethin'?"
"Are there any you are not aware of?" Sasuke replied blandly.
"Humor me," Naruto smirked in a way that he was sure would infuriate his pointy eared rival.