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"Kabuto, get over here," hissed Orochimaru.

"I'm having a little trouble seeing, Lord Orochimaru. I tripped and broke my glasses."

"You broke your glasses? What kind of ninja breaks their glasses? What kind of medic-nin even NEEDS glasses?"

"Freak accident. Where's your obi?"

"It got dirty, so I threw it away," replied the snake Sannin.

"You threw it away? It was custom made and hand crafted!"

"It. Got. Dirty. I. Threw. It. Away."

"Riiiiiight. Anyway, I got those pictures you wanted, but once I finished editing out Jinchuuriki butt, I didn't have anything left."

"Why do I let you live?"

"Threw away your obi, huh?"

"Shut-up, Kabuto."

The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style, Chapter 11

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