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“I believe you, Mage, but you have to admit this is pretty weird. The four of us get the tattoos of characters from a show that only you watch on the same day you come to visit us? Who else could’ve done it?”

I threw up my arms. “Communists, aliens, Atlanteans, mormons, tattoo gnomes, democrats, the Chicago Bulls, Lauren Faust, penguins, Batman... all I can guess is that it was probably the same person who messed with our hair. I’m a Business Analyst, Mike, not a detective.”

“You gotta watch out for those tattoo gnomes, man,” Dylan said with utmost seriousness. “They have teeth like knives and will swarm you like piranha. They can fully ink a man in nine point-three seconds, and the only thing that keeps them away is a dreamcatcher strung with year-old shoelaces and coated in whale snot.”

Mike ignored him and dried off his hands. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/110343/2/the-last-crusade/tattoos-and-tempers

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