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"Shirou," Homura began, sounding as though he was wavering between either anger or embarrassment. "What on earth are we doing?"

"Seeing how much it would cost to get a cat," I told him, my eyes drifting between two cages, one holding a tiny calico kitten and the other with an older sleek pure black cat. Both of them were definitely felines, and both of them seemed as though they would suffice as suitable bribes for appeasing the wrath of the mighty Kuu. What I was trying to figure out was which would be the easiest to care for. I had a newly acquired list of important accessories, provided to me by the helpful store clerk, and I was already feeling a little overwhelmed by the sheer amount of things were apparently required to properly care for a pet. Not to mention the pet itself. Apparently it was up to the buyer to see to it that the new animal received the appropriate medical treatments after purchase.

"I can see that," the other man pointed out, rubbing his forehead. "What I meant was 'why'?"

"Because it's the only thing that will get Kuu-chan to forgive me for last night," I admitted, poking the calico kitten through the cage. The puffy little ball of fur noticed my intruding appendage, and set about trying to savagely maul it. I managed to recover my digit before too much damage was done to it, and decided that I already had enough small adorable things trying to bite me. I performed the same test with the black haired cat, and it gave me a look as though to ask me, 'do you really think I'd fall for something like that?' and promptly started licking its paw in a dignified fashion.

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