"What sparked this Summit?"
"It is hard to say," Kakuzu said, sitting down on the nearby chair and staring Jashin-sama in the eye. "I imagine the death of Pein, along with the apparent attempt to capture both the Nine- and Eight-Tails from Konohagakure and Iwagakure, which are the last two Jinchuuriki currently outside of the Akatsuki's control."
"Someone tried to kidnap Killer Bee?" blurted Deidara. Everyone turned to stare at him as he suddenly started laughing hysterically in a complete 180 of his earlier solemnity, doubling over and clutching his stomach. "Th-that guy p-probably regrett-t-tted it, hahaha!"
"Why the fuck would he?" Hidan asked with as much dumbfoundedness in his voice as the other two showed on their faces. Deidara laughed harder at the question, recovering soon after, and spoke his next few words in a mock-deep voice and a failed attempt at a gangster accent.
"No one takes da Bee, ya see, 'cause da Bee's da beast of Iwa-society!" Having kept a straight face for most of that, Deidara burst out laughing again, gasping between. "The—the r-'rapping'—would drive a-a-anyone—cra-azy, un!"