"Genma... while I respect what you say, my reasons for my decision have already been clearly stated. Ranma is going to school as Ranko. End of discussion." The gentle footfalls of her sandals began to leave the room.
"Nodoka!" There were a few moments of silence. "Ranma!"
"What, Pop?" Ranma asked lazily, not really caring what his father had to say.
"I can already see that she's poisoning you. You actually like being a girl, don't you?"
Ranma ignored him, but, a moment later, cold water splashed over his head. "Urgh!" He spluttered as he felt himself shrink by a head, growing curves and a large chest. The bangs in front of his eyes turned crimson red.
"You like this form, don't you?" Genma burst into tears. "Oh, my pathetic son... becoming a woman among women!"
Ranma shook herself dry and glared daggers at her father. "Oh, come on, old man! I think you're getting a bit touchy over this! You actually think I like being a girl?"
"You've agreed to go to school as one! Wearing a sailor uniform, no less! My boy, you're about as unmanly as they come right now!"
Ranma growled, pissed off that a) her comedy show had been disturbed, b) her father had thrown cold water on her and c) said father was accusing her of enjoying being a girl.
"That's it, old man!" She jumped to her feet. "You're getting an ass-kicking!"