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Genma and Soun stumbled down the streets of Nerima towards the border with Nekomi. Stunningly enough, the two fools were going on the right path to find Ranma. Unfortunately, neither really had a clue as to their location, having just had a "planning session" in a local bar. The clock just chimed 10 am.
Kodachi, in her brilliance (read: insanity), had a miraculous idea as she saw the pair. Surely the Tendo patriarch would divulge her true love's location if she threatened his pet panda. "Ohohohoho," she cackled as she bounded across the street and launched a potent floral based toxin at Genma-panda. "If you desire your panda's continued health, you will tell me where you have spirited my darling Ranma-sama away to. Tell me his location and I will provide the anti-venom to the poison your panda just inhaled."
Now normally, the compound hidden in the roses was quite deadly to humans. Genma, however, was currently a panda. While it is not well known, this particular compound has a VERY different effect on pandas. And more importantly, the group was standing across the street from the Nerima Zoo.
Soun and Kodachi sweatdropped as Genma-panda shucked his gi and bounded into the panda enclosure. "That's not right… it was supposed to incapacitate hi – ewww." Kodachi bounded away to drink some bleach in the hope that it would remove the terrible scene she just witnessed from her memory. Soun started crying, and while this is hardly unusual, he does not normally vomit repeatedly and bang his head on a post yelling, "Make the bad images stop, make them stop mommy."
Genma… continued to make sexual advances on the panda in the zoo, the male panda. He would not return to his senses for three very sticky days.
SHe's All That, Chapter 3
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