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“If I had to guess, it’s that same paperwork you loathe isn’t it?” Felix hypothesized. “There’s some clause or something that prevents you from treating me like your personal punching bag, and I’m guessing that as long as I don’t have a fate, it’s also your job to keep me alive, isn’t it?” Felix booped Death’s nose at the end to emphasize his point.

Death roared in anger and darkness flowed off of him. Felix immediately let go and Death bounded away to the other end of the room. The dark tendrils of wispy smoke formed into a scythe which he grabbed with his telekinesis and held it at the ready. “If you ever do that to me again, I’ll cut your body into a thousand tiny pieces, and I won’t CARE how much paperwork I’ll have to fill out to reassemble your body, because it will have been worth it!” Death spoke in a voice that sounded like the very bowels of the underworld opening up and screaming forth darkness from the nether pits of the universe.

Felix responded by leaning back into his bed and resting his head on both of his hands. “Well, at least you’re honest about it.” he responded plainly.

Death stumbled for a second before pointing the blade at Felix. “That’s it?! I threaten you with something that would have most other mortals quivering in their boots or soiling themselves, and you aren’t even fazed?!” the reaper shouted both confused and slightly insulted. ‘Am I losing my touch?’ he thought.

        “Oh, it was a good threat,” the laid back human responded. “That thing with your voice? Shivers down my spine man. But overall, I’m not that afraid of dying again, been through it twice and really, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”

Death face-hoofed with his foreleg. Out of all the humans he was tasked to keep watch of, it was one of the crazier ones. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/82999/2/cheating-death-act-ii-five-of-a-kind-and-one-joker/chapter-2-the-reaper-is-my-copilot