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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7434025/9/So before we get into the nitty gritty of the interview, I notice your job title has changed."
"You got that right Dubya, I got promoted. Bigger paycheck, better parking spot and everything. Before, I was a subordinate to Dr. Borg, now we're equal." Thurgood said he fidgeted in his chair.
"Any particular reason for the promotion?"
Finally finding a comfortable position, Thurgood settled down in the chair as he said, "Dr. B is getting old. He's been thinking about retiring, or at least semi-retiring. So I'm slowing going to take his place, kinda like jello. I ooze into position and once I'm there you can't get rid of me...unless you eat me, but that would be cannibalism which is just wrong."
"Yes, I'm sure we can all agree that cannibalism is bad," Walter said while hoping Thurgood wasn't about to make an oral sex joke.
"You know what's even worse than cannibalism? I'll tell you what: the letter Q. It is the most lewd of all the letters."
Walter knew he was going to regret asking but for the sake of moving the conversation along he had to do it. "You think the letter Q is worse than cannibalism...why?"
Thurgood leaned forward in his chair and looked at the camera crew suspiciously, all of whom decided to suddenly look elsewhere when they noticed him. Satisfied that they weren't going to listen in on the conversation (which didn't make any sense since Thurgood had a microphone attached to his shirt which would record everything he said) Thurgood whispered, "Because it isn't really a Q, it's the letter O with its penis out. It's all part of a giant conspiracy by a secret order of nudists designed to make everyone more accepting of not wearing clothing. Do you have any idea how long the English language has been around? And we've been using Q all that time, so many important documents were written with naked letters. It is terrifying what society has come to."
Wondering which one of his bosses he had pissed off to warrant this interview, because there was no other explanation as to why he would get stuck with this assignment, Walter nodded as Thurgood sat back in his chair.
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