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Kakashi could honestly say that, for the first time in over ten years, he was gaping. He had seriously seen some weird stuff in his time, as many ninja had. Toads, Snakes and Slugs the size of small towns devastating enemy troops, an army of wooden puppets at the command of only a dozen people, a man (his own sensei too) literally teleporting around a battlefield while wiping out every enemy on it, and of course a giant fox that dwarfed even the Hokage monument on a rampage… but this? An explosion that generated 50-foot waves, created by a massive quantity ofalkali metals? That did it, he had officially seen everything. Where did Naruto even get that much Rubidium? That, and he was wondering if it would be appropriate to add 'Tsunami' to Naruto's list of weapons.

"Shadow Clones" Naruto spoke from slightly above Kakashi, "I found out a few weeks ago that I can make my chakra replicate the properties of some elements, provided we have a sample to work off of." Though his voice held the same apathetic disinterest it normally held, Kakashi could tell that he was grinning madly, "So far, we're not as far into the Periodic Table as we'd like. I really would've wanted to use Cesium for this, of maybe even Francium, then maybe we could have given him radiation poisoning too…"

Kakashi decided not to think too much into what he just heard… and hope that Naruto would find something else to occupy his free time. He seriously doubted Konoha needed him coming up with Weapons of Mass Destruction as a hobby.

Roku Naruto, Chapter 13