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Luna Lovegood walked up the her Headmaster as he was about to enter the Great Hall.
“Excuse me sir, someone told me that you’re a fan of muggle candy. Is that correct?” Dumbledore broke into a smile.
“Why I love muggle candy my dear.”
“Would you be interested in trying some my father sent me? He was out tracking wild Bearded Clams in Amsterdam, and came across the most amazing candies.”
“I would love to try some.” Luna pulled a candy from her pocket and handed it to the elder wizard.
“Bye sir.” Luna turned and ran into the Great Hall. Dumbledore ate the candy as he walked into the Great Hall.
As soon as he took three steps in, the candy took affect. He walked over to the nearest table, which just happened to be the Gryffidor table.
“I didn’t know it was that kind of party.” He yelled out. “If I did, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.” And then he whipped it out and did just that.
Luna walked over to the twins Weasley.
“I told you I could get him to eat it.” Money was exchanged.
Harry Potter: Remixed, Chapter 14
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