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Cologne, matriarch of the Chinese Amazons, had seen much in her three hundred years of life. Her great granddaughter in her cursed cat form tearing through the door, jumping into one of the customers ramen bowls to change back into a human and then rambling on about how she gave the kiss of marriage to a talking cat was fairly high up on the list of weird things that she'd seen happen.
After she'd led the still naked Shampoo up to her room and made her put on some clothes she managed to extract the whole story from her. After hearing that her grand daughter somehow got beaten by a talking cat that son in law was somehow not afraid of, she was going to give the kiss of death but accidentally gave the kiss of marriage. Cologne waited a whole thirty seconds before pulling out the strong herbs. She packed her pipe till it was pretty full and lit up.
Shampoo waited nervously until the elder was finished 'contemplating' her situation. Hopefully the elder in her mind expanded state would be able to find a solution for her problem. She didn't want to marry a cat. Finally after what seemed like forever Cologne spoke.
"I've got the munchies." She said as she turned and pogoed out of the room.
Shampoo slammed into the floor in a near perfect facefault. The elder was obviously no help so it looked up to her to figure this out. She walked over to her armoire and opened one of the drawers. There was no way she'd be married to a cat.
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