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The Python Defense, Chapter 7"Are you sure that you want to…"
Harry shrugged. "Better this is done away from Ministry ears."
"But Honey!" Susan whined. "What about our grand entrance, walking hand-in-hand into the Great Hall? I so want to make every other witch in the castle jealous."
"Except for the other witches in the harem," Luna noted.
"Harem! Harem!..."
"Okay, enough of that," Hermione decided, waving off the Chasers.
"POTTER!" Snape bellowed.
The-Boy-Who-Lived glanced over at the rubber chicken-wielding Slytherins, then gave Susan a peck on the cheek.
"Watch my back then?"
"So long as I can watch your cute bum at the same time."
"Can I watch it too?" asked Lavender, as Harry rushed to catch up with Snape.
"No!" Susan and Hermione replied in tandem. Susan then turned to Draco and added, "And that goes for you too!"
"I'm not going to…!"
"Now Pansy…Pansy can perv on Harry's bum, given that she's already part of his fantasy…."
"Harem!Harem!Harem!"
"I am not part of Potter's harem!" Pansy insisted.
"Are you sure?" Hermione teased. "No matter," she decided. "I think that you four have better things to do than perv on Susan's boyfriend…like figure out where you might have left your wands."
The fact that Draco and his friends were still holding rubber chickens was compounded by the fact that their Head of House was no longer protecting them. The tipping point was reached when the Weasley Twins casually drew their wands out, and the four Slytherins ran away.
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