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George: Hey, Freddie, you and Ron sound just alike!

Fred: I hate that nickname.

Harry: Why?

Fred: A certain Muggle movie.

Draco: Movie?

Harry: Form of enteratinment. You know, Hermione is right. You should take Muggle Studies.

Draco: I'd rather have Lockheart teach me DADA again.

All shudder.

Fred: But there's a certain Muggle movie with a maniac killer in it that kills through dreams.

Severus: Really?... How utterly...

Draco(interested): Fascinating... I wonder if that can be done...

George: You idiot! You gave them ideas!

Harry: Wait. I know what movie he's talking about. Nightmare on Elm Street.

Minerva: Can someone please explain the point of this conversation?

Severus: Quickly too.

Albus: Mr Weasley was explaining why he dislikes being called Freddie.

Fred: Right. The killer's name in the movie is Freddie Krueger. Freddie. My name has been preverted!

Draco: I must see this movie.

Altering the Future: Reading Harry Potter Part 1, Chapter 16

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