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"I wish I knew what was going on," began Naruto.

"Welcome to Jjjjjjjjjjjjjeapordized!" said a voice off-screen. "The game show where you, the victim of fate, get to choose how much or what you know. Careful though, because it would require your LAST wish to unlearn what you learn if you can't handle it!"

"You can't handle the truth!" called out one of the people in the studio audience.

"Eh?!" asked Naruto, finding himself behind one of three seats. There was now an audience of vaguely-defined people, a board with four rows and six columns dividing it up into small squares. The cat was also wearing an odd sort of suit and talking into a microphone.

"Now, our topics today are," said Toltiir, gesturing at the board. The top of the board flicked up to reveal the column headers.

[Secrets Of Your Past] [Secrets Of Your Future (Potential)] [Who Loves You, Baby] [Secrets Of The Universe] [Enemies Thine] [Secrets Your Enemies Don't Even Know]

"Uhm, if this is a game, who else is playing?" asked Naruto, pointing at the two empty seats.

"Who do you WANT to play this game?" asked Toltiir.

"I dunno," said Naruto.

"That's correct!" said Toltiir as the audience cheered.

Piff! Three girls appeared near the board.

"Uhm," began Naruto.

"A lot of game shows use models to reveal the prizes and such," said Toltiir. "So I figured, why not?"

"Right," said Naruto, deciding to act like he knew what was going on. Which was most assuredly NOT the case, of course.

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