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Harry smirked, "Going to send me to Azkaban for killing Death eaters?" he asked mildly.

"That has yet to be proven… Director Bones I demand you take this- this- young man in for questioning."

Harry met Fudges eyes. Since after a change he was more The Black than he was Harry he did something Harry would never do. He invaded the little worms mind and grabbed a hold with a metal mental fist. Fudge stopped sputtering immediately.

"You don't want her to do that," Harry said.

"I don't want you to do that Director!" Fudge said.

"I was obviously working for the Ministry to remove the blight from our culture," Harry said.

"It's obvious to me that Harry was working with us to remove The Dark Lord Thingy."

Harry smirked, "These are not the droids you are looking for"

"These aren't the droids I'm looking for!"

"You should go do a press release now."

"I will go and prepare a press release!" Fudge said looking a little spaced out. He then left as quickly as he had arrived.

Director Bones glared at Harry, "Don't ever do that to me!" she said, then laughed aloud, her head thrown back as she released her tension.

-xXx-

Hermione looked around as a flurry of owls dive-bombed the breakfast table. Just about, everyone was suddenly getting an owl, even her.

A copy of the Daily Prophet landed on her empty plate with a thud. With a half frown, she picked it up and began to read.

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VOLDEMORT SLAIN!

Minister Fudge says…. These are not the droids we're looking for!

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Hermione blinked and put the paper back down again, trying not to laugh. She did so love Harry's pranks. However, she did wonder how he had gotten the Daily Prophet involved.

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