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Ron, Harry, and Hermione discreetly watched Umbrdige and Fudge sit down as they talked.

Dinner appeared right on time and Umbridge absently stuck her fork into what was supposed to be salad.

She then put her fork into her mouth and chewed twice before spitting the sand out.

"Not again!" Umbridge said as she looked at her plate.

Her plate was filled with wet, molded sand. She had a steak, a lump of potato salad, and an ear of corn, all made out of sand.

Umbridge picked up her cup to rinse her mouth out, took a sip with out looking, and then spit out sand.

"That didn't happen the last time," Sprout muttered to McGonagall.

Umbridge started to scrape at the sand steak in hopes that there was a real steak under the sand.

But, unfortunately for Umbridge, the steak was one hundred percent sand.

More and more people noticed Umbridge poking at her food.

"As my mom always says, 'don't play with your food!'" Harry stated loudly.

As one of the students walked back to her seat she noticed an envelope on the floor and picked it up. She then went up to Umbridge and handed over the envelope.

Umbridge opened it and an announcer's voice filled the Hall.

"The ocean goes... Shhh..."

"He did this!" Umbridge exclaimed a minute after the sounds had stopped.

"Who did what?" Fudge asked.

"The person who keeps giving me these notes gave me all this sand!" Umbridge answered.

"And who keeps giving you those notes?" Fudge asked.

"I don't know!" Umbridge answered.

"Then how do you know that he gave you the sand?" Fudge asked, confused.

"This last letter is too much of a coincidence," Umbridge tried to explain.

"I still don't get why you think he did this," Fudge said.

After dinner Harry skipped down to the dungeons.

Rebellion, Chapter 17

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