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"Ghost, please be quiet or else I will send you on a mission to negotiate with the current Mizukage." Sarutobi growled, causing him to pale and crawl up into the nearest corner.

"What…?" Zabuza asked confused.

"Naruto told me about Ghost's encounter with the woman with acidic powers as well." The old man grinned evilly. "It just so happens that the Mizukage is a rather attractive woman and one of her bloodline limits enable's her to be able to spit out large volumes of acid."

"Whyyyyy does it burrrrn sooooooo!" Ghost wept, causing everyone to sweatdrop.

"Also, it seems that he came across said Mizukage during his travels outside the village. Apparently the rumors about her being rather… attracted to affluent men, were not stretched. Even though he managed to establish a secret connection between our two countries, she was rather… reluctant to let him leave. In fact, it's the main reason why I am not that hesitant in granting you asylum knowing that we secretly have the Mizukage's approval to do so. Actually, I was told that she was interested in the both of you. She said she wanted to talk to Haku at some point since you both suffered the same experiences as children, and Zabuza because… well… you're single." Zabuza stood there in shock for a few moments before turning to Ghost in rage.

"You traitor!" He shouted.

"Don't blame me!" Ghost retorted, slightly recovered from his acid based flashback. " I needed a way to get the hell out of there and to be honest you three would make a pretty decent, if a bit dysfunctional, family!"

"ENOUGH!" Sarutobi roared, getting everyone's attention. "We can play disturbed matchmaker later." He glared at the people in front of his desk. "Right now we have more important issues to discuss…"

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