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Now when most citizens of Konoha thought of the building that housed the Interrogation department of its shinobi ranks, the first image that popped into mind was a towering fortress with spiked buttresses and steel-plated windows, gnarled trees and decrepit vegetation sprawled out like an abandoned field, and the cries of the damned wailing through all hours of the day and night.

And they would be quite wrong…on most counts.

In all actuality, the entrance to the underground prison and torture chambers of the Village of the Leaves's seedy underbelly was probably the most nondescript and possibly even cutesy building in its limits.

It looked like a basic two-floor building, painted a tasteful viridian green with a small garden lining the front and sides with all manners of wildflowers. There was even a small sign picketed next to the door that jokingly had the words, 'Beware of Anko' scrawled in chicken-scratch handwriting. And there was absolutely no hint of terrified screaming or pained shouts for it to stop.

This was because the entire interior of the building, and its four underground levels, was lovingly and painstakingly soundproofed so that not even the usage of a sheep, two gallons of egg-white paint, a neon pink boa, and five square yards of saran wrap would make the slightest peep.

Naruto found the acoustics so relaxing.

Nin Tech, Chapter 5

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