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At the moment, the Konoha contingent were mostly mortified due to the actions of one of their jounin. This time shockingly it wasn't Gai, it was instead Asuma who was up and celebrating Team 10's victory the only way that was appropriate for that point in time with a come from behind win like that.

By standing and repeatedly pelvic thrusting directly in Gai's direction triumphantly… while he was still seated.

"Can you feel it Gai?" Asuma asked while pelvic thrusting after every other word for emphasis, "Can? You? Feel? It?" Kurenai was covering the eyes of Shino and Hinata from Asuma's rather lewd physical gestures, "That's the feeling of watching your team get smoked like the last pack in the carton! Kami, it's a good time to Sarutobi Asuma right now!"

While this was occurring, Kakashi took out a camera from one of his vest pockets and took a picture of the scene for posterity, "Feeding Team 7 at the restaurant last night due to Chouji's appetite: 1000 ryo. Jiraiya-sama's rare collector's platinum edition of Icha-Icha that I found yesterday during the festival: 10,000 ryo. Seeing your colleague do pelvic thrusts directly into another grown man's face while his girlfriend, two young children, and 20,000 people are watching, not to mention the fact that the camera is on him right now: priceless."

Better Left Unsaid, Chapter 27

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