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Kakashi and Sarutobi were glaring at each other with rage in their eyes. If a normal person had walked into the Hokage's office at that moment, they would have almost instantly passed out due to the pressure of killing intent in the room.

"I'm telling you Hokage-SAMA, that the scenes in this arc are far more detailed and explicit than in those of the latest Icha-Icha, let alone plot and character development!" Kakashi roared while pointing to the latest sci-fi/porn book he was reading, mentally thanking all that was holy that the Hokage had set up his privacy seals beforehand.

"And I'm telling you Kakashi-KUN, that Jiraiya's writing skills have vastly improved compared to last time and that the Icha-Icha series has become the greatest thing I have ever read!" The old man shouted back with valor.

"Sci-fi!"

"Icha-Icha!'

"Sci-fi!"

"Icha-Icha!'

"Sci-fi!"

"Icha-Icha!'

"Boobies!" Ghost shouted from the side of the room, causing both men to face fault in shock.

"Damn it Ghost!" Hiruzen shouted. "I almost dispelled!"

Kakashi snorted. "Well then, I wonder what the public would say if the Hokage not only left a clone to do the paperwork, but even said clone was too distracted by a conversation about explicit literature to get the job done?"

"You know that your name would be dragged through the mud as well." The clone stated nervously.

"It would be so worth it though…" Kakashi chuckled evilly.

"Um guys?" Ghost waved his hands. "Important info here?"

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